March 2007
The Writing Process
The first part of the script process is to write storylines. This is where the overall idea, theme and basic storyline of each episode are written by the show’s writers/performers, the Naked Samoans. The storylines are given to the Producer, the Script Consultant and the Network Executive (from TV3) who all give their feedback. The writers then produce a scene breakdown for each episode. The scene breakdowns provide a scene-by-scene map of the episode before the draft process begins.

Sometimes the writers work on a draft together, with one of them sitting at the computer and others suggesting dialogue, and sometimes they work on different drafts individually. Elizabeth, the producer, works closely with each of the writers on all of the drafts. In the television industry scripts usually go through four drafts and a polish – our process is slightly more organic than that... we have done up to 13 drafts of a script!

These drafts also receive feedback from the Producer, Script Consultant and Network Executive. We do as many read-throughs as possible, both to time the script – which is one of the most difficult parts of the process to get right… we ALWAYS write too long! – and also to check that stuff is funny and that everything works. Oscar, who is the officially the head writer, and Elizabeth always do what we call an ‘anal probe’ on the script just before we record it. This is when we get really picky and fussy about sentence structure and things like that. We usually need to do some very brutal editing at this stage. But the writing process isn’t quite finished even then… we often need to write new dialogue to suit the pictures as they are completed, so we are often adding script right up until the very end. We tend to have between 30 and 40 scenes in a script.

The Writers
We wanted to introduce you to the writers of the show
- Oscar Kightley, David Fane, Mario Gaoa, Shimpal Lelisi and Elizabeth Mitchell.